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Lmfao Jesus Christ that's not eugenics that's
What is that?
Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.
I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.
The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.
That's kind of messed up
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Well now I'm starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!
A Nazi who thinks he's the Antichrist. What a fuckin world
Who "Christians" put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.
Who "Christians" put in power, fucking delicious irony, what a bunch of ignorant, hateful assholes.
That part is straight out of the Bible too
I know right!
Can't say I'm surprised. Honestly, the Zionist Evangelicals who keep trying to start the Apocalypse would probably be happy.
A legion of children that hate him👍
Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America's sensitive information.
The important thing is that he's not batshit insane.
Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they're going to move to South America and kill themselves.
This is just normal to people that grew up around evangelicals. Those nut jobs are everything they hate, but pump out kids as a way to be immortal.
Man, we should be so lucky.
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I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.
Well apparently he doesn't do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.
Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.
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Not even if it was with a turkey baster.
What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?
I see you're also familiar with Dirty Mike and The Boys
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That's called a soup kitchen.
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