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[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

spreading like cancer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Well. I certainly didn't have "Murdoch turns on a right-wing billionaire" on my 2025 hellscape bingo card.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

this has to be satire, there’s no way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

It is absolutely not satire. It's a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than "sex sex mine mine!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It's even creepier because his dick doesn't work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

This is a known mindset among Silicon Valley uber wealthy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Mate. I honestly shuddered reading your comment. Mainly cos it's fucking true

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

He try to buy off one of the girls he sexually harassed by offering her a horse once

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