Sounds like a lovely person I can't understand why they left him behind.
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Somebody set up us the bomb.
Well he won't have to look after her pet ever again
Understandable.
Dude just dump her lol
What are the odds that he lives in her house, maybe unemployed?
Why do you think she was on a cruise ship without him?
Even better. He lived (lives in prison now) in her parents' house, according to the article.
Omg lol
I completely misinterpreted this headline on my first read. I thought it was about a man who was afraid to inspect a bomb threat that was issued by an animal.
If my dog started talking and told me he planted a bomb somewhere, I'd be too surprised by the fact my dog can talk to do anything about the bomb.
What’s that, Lassie? Timmy’s got a bomb strapped to his chest?
Fool proof, big brain plan.