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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (7 children)

It gave me error: NaN

Does anyone know how to fix the error?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Saul goodman everybody

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

4444 3333 2222 1111

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

First out-loud laugh of the day. It doesn't hurt that Bob Odenkirk was there (love Mr Show w/ Bob and David). Well done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

0

I multiplied all the numbers against each other. Those zeroes really did a number on my results.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1

Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Now divide by 0 and you're good again

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

And what's your mother's maiden name, Jenny?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

your result in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

45xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx/xx xxx

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

4111 1111 1111 1111

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Excellent!

for next challenge multiply the 3 numbers in back if your card by 2 and then add 1

[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Doesn't seem formal enough, imho.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Gets me every time.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take my number

Multiply by one

divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Hah what a dumbass

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Nice try, Slippin' Jimmy.

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