this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Play stupid games, fuck around and be in the find out stage. (⌐■_■)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

I play non-stupid games and still get stupid prizes.

How is a black screen with white text that says "contratulation" a good prize? It took me like 3 days to beat that game, man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Wasn't this how Pet Sematary begin?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Even the most toxic shit I saw on Lemmy is a normal day on Reddit in comparison.

It’s not perfect. There are Reddit 2.0 out there. But luckily they have been defederated.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I hate to tell you this, but Lemmy.world is the most Reddit like instance out there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

In terms of toxicity? Definitely not.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You are now banned from /c/pyongyang

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You are now moderator of /c/sino

[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Also the sheer level of sadism that comes out in a relationships story about infidelity

Everything short of admitting to fantasizing about murdering the cheater gets you called a doormat these days, and victims of very concerted deception efforts get called idiots for being deceived.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I remember an Ask Reddit for people that cheated. Most of them were in an abusive or manipulative relationship of some kind, yet most still felt guilty for acting out. Some chose to cheat and be caught because everything else they tried to get away hadn't worked—obviiusly even that didn't work in some cases.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah but those aren't usually the people who get the reddit stories specifically about them,

Honestly I think that explains the phenomenon, it's a reporter effect, everyone lashes out so hard at cheaters because the ones they hear about aren't deliberately trying to escape a toxic relationship, they're selfish and narcissistic or lead into that mindset enough to destroy someone else's life over it.

Honestly I just think it's a sign that we need more supporting resources available to people, like state run shelters and stuff, because not being able to find security if they leave is what traps so many people in abusive relationships to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't take creative writing subs seriously my friend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

which is pretty much every sub for the past 20 years so don't take anything on reddit seriously

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Jerry's line always cracks me up

"If you ever cheat on me with him I'll blow my brains out all over your beautiful bodies"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Give me the next cliched comment….

I’ll wait.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Angry upvote

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Give me the next cliched comment….

I’ll wait.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Came here to say this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

To the top with you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"well they should just build public transit there!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

If anything, Lemmy is even worse for this one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Tell me you're a redditor without telling me you're a redditor

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.

Edit: speling

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

And my axe!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The narwhal bacons at midnight

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Right next to that is the "fuck around and find out" (and all the variations of it) in my list of phrases I will downvote on sight

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So, if we post fuck around and find out with you around we....fuck around and find out...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

everyone knows, there's a certain amount of fucking around you get for free. the real problem is that the finding out part can happen quick, and seem to come out of nowhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The pot calling the kettle black

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I don't even get the reference but I remember how much cringe there was on Reddit.