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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They need a comission of medical geniuses to rewrite the report in a way that sounds remotely healthy.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 month ago (7 children)
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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

it usually means, he has high cholesterol, high triglycerides, blood pressure, high blood sugar or close to it.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 82 points 1 month ago (9 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Hey, "round" is a shape! 😃

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[–] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

The shape of a gummy bear

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"For an 80 year old fat fuck that's never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he's good."

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hes being held in place by a girlde

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[–] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Simpsons have failed us. The prediction of the 12th of April has not come to pass.

[–] celeryfc@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Simpson’s didn’t let us down, the internet did. Snopes

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[–] Audacious@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Still waiting for the medical records he promised before the election...

[–] WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I doubt any published info will reflect reality.

[–] prototypez9er@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More taxpayer-funded McDonald's orders please.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the president and their family are actually responsible for their own grocery bill.. and that would include 'take out'.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't realize that "amorphous blob" was even a shape.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, a steaming pile of shit is a shape.

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

results of his physical aren't immediately released

they have to be shredded and replaced with fiction.

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

That's an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 125 points 1 month ago

I want to hear this from the coroner, not his physician.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit man. There you go, getting my hopes up

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[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Supposedly it's not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it's emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 149 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

overweight centaur you mean.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!

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