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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? ๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

"Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot." Emrys Freud, Sigmund's duller brother.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

because ai is shit and shit comes out through buttholes

[โ€“] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

AI is amazing. It can detect cancer. Find new chemical composites for undiscovered medicine. It can solve unsolved problems in astronomy. It optimizes logistics and productions in ways that discriminative algorithms would never be able to.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but the article talks about gen ai specifically so im also talking about gen ai specifically

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

So why did the commenter generalize to AI then?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

do all circles look like buttholes to you?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Like CEO, like company.

[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Great school, really good curriculum, too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

They were streets ahead in their logo design...

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

E Pluribus Anus

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I think you need to see a doctor.

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