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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's a good come-back.

But laughing at someone and making them feel unimaginably belitteled, over something like whether they've gotten laid, wouldn't have been cool in any scenario.

"I was molested" just jolts everyone into reconsidering what just happened.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Who the fuck behaves like that in a workspace?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I believe it

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

lol it was probably at school

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I'll take "shit that actually happened at school to underage anon masqueraded to occur at work as to not be banned" for 50 points

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I am sorry this story was completely manufactured and homosexual.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You need to take your dumb ass outside and touch something that isn't a fucking waifu pillow. You chose to read a gt and then call it fake and gay.

That's like complaining that popcorn is salty. Might be the dumbest shit I've read all week.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I don't get how gay/homosexual being bad is ok as long as it's a 4chan post.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

yeah... just because "fake and gay" is a saying doesn't mean it should be one.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

Banned from 4chan for underage shit? I can’t imagine this would be the thing they finally crack down on

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

NGL, this greentext actually made me smile cause I'm a terrible person. Likely not real, but real talk, I love to bring a room to a very dark place as a joke with my friends, though, especially since I deal with a lot of scary topics in psych and politics and usually use it as a way to bring to real topics. Weirdly gets people to open up about their real traumas too, for some reason.

Plus it's friends, so you know, very different context lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

>lol I'm, like, so dark and edgy (but not really haha), I'm, like, such a terrible person, totally different than most people xd uwu ngl lmao rofl tldr yolo tbh frfr

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If that was a lie it's pretty gross to use other people's trauma as a prop.

Knowing how few CSA victims actually speak out relative to how common it is (1 in 4 to 1 in 10 depending on source) I would usually assume someone's being honest about it. Despite it being absolutely life ruining and an incredible up hill battle to recover from there is little recognition publicly for it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

honestly I appreciate the use of this story. it takes guts to say it, true or not, and really no one should be ridiculed for being a virign. there are a lot of real people out there with the same exact story.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

tbf, next time the guy tries to make fun of someone for being a virgin he'll think twice about it because of that interaction, and who knows maybe that will spare a person who actually went though something like that from having to feel awful

in this situation, despite being in poor taste, the lie could've actually done some good in the long run

[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that sucks, especially when you're in high school, and right after.

But after, when you get out the real world, that shit lessens, and you won't care.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Shit where do you work man? I need to get me one of those jobs, because, while I just keep to my own life, it seems the same shit goes on, because the assholes never really grow up. They just age. No matter where you go.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Just tell them that they're acting like assholes and they'll soon stop bothering you

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I'm an old man.

So, believe me when I say you just need to put yourself out there, in social spaces, and meet girls/boys face to face, and just be yourself. Don't put on a false face, a "front." Just be you.

It helps to go to places, or events, that coincide with your personality type.

Don't give up, don't take every rejection as a death sentence.

You can do this.

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[–] [email protected] 176 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fight fire with napalm.

Works every time.

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