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"Why did I even buy all these? I'm vegan."
Burgers.
The glizzy fridge, or; the glidge.
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Looks like a highschool party.
Some beans would go hard with that.
As long as I can wear my jants
Psychologist: Denim fridge isn't real, it can't hurt you!
Jridge:
(This is not AI, its real)
bro we should meet up
You could have a sausage party with all your guy friends.
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Burgers it is!
Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you've tried hotdogs in other countries.
Beef?
In think you're mistaking them for beef-like products. I don't think they've used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain
Gristle and noses.
The noses make it smell good
Wurstfach
It doesn’t matter what you cook. Either way they all end up in your butthole.
Circle of uhh life.
Life lesson.
Glizzidgerator
Call the guys over and have a sausage fest
Beans.
Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.
Lincoln log cabin
You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes
That’s my kind of pig.
You could throw some kind of …sausage party.
I wonder what movie would they watch
If it's not Shrek I'm not coming
Prey.
It's fantastic.
Do they prey on sausages?
Fantasia
These are my ingredients. Any ideas?
cake. obviously. duh.
Salad
Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the "moat." Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams "meat feast" while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.
Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.
Dunno about you but I'm craving a hamburger bout now.
I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.