People getting stabbed with wives instead of knives now π
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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this is why we need to regulate wives
yeah, fuck men though, they can stab as many men as they want, as long as they're in a gay relationship.
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I'd say we should just outright make homicide illegal so we don't have to be sexist about it.
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In any given year, more than half of all gun deaths are suicides, so really it should read...
Go back inside
Shoot self
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Be British
Go to the United States
Don't Get Blown up in a Cybertruck
Don't Get Shot up in a mass shooting
Don't Get Robbed shirtless by a home invasion
Don't Get Scammed broke by a crypto-coin shill
Do find the one person in the entire country who insists on doing knife crime
Marry her
Get stabbed to death
Post about it on 4chan
Fake. Anon doesnβt have a wife. That would involve talking to a woman.
And gay, for he got impaled from behind.
See that is the problem.
All gun owners should be completely cautious and safe. That is why you background check them thoroughly.
So she was "standing her ground?"
most gun owners are safe and cautious
I know some of the most brain dead takes that my friends with guns do. Some gun owners are absolutely crazy when it comes to gun safety and storage.
The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
Because what's better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.
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Yeah, press x to doubt
Some are extremely careful. Way too many(majority , from personal experience) are "meh" at best, and a smaller part (but still way too many) are just using guns as a baby rattle (figure of speech, though I've seen things)
I have a friend who has a quick access weapon for defense. But he keeps the AR in the corner of his bedroom, a loaded magazine, not chambered. But has a curious 2 year old in his house. And that's just one instance from a single friend. And he rationalizes it, saying he keeps the door locked. (Which isn't true because the time we came over and noticed it, the door was wide open)
And this is coming from me, who fairly recently got into firearms and got my CCW. Sometimes the lack of priority for safety just leaves me astounded. This is why statistics happen.
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When there are millions of gun owners even a few percent using guns for βbaby rattlesβ is still a very significant number.
I have known a number gun enthusiasts. About half of them have been safe with them. Only one shot themself.
The numbers aren't great.
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Could just be a story about a man getting pegged by his wife
The amount of guns mechanics find just casually sitting around in customers cars is appalling. They get stolen because people leave guns in their cars and used for crimes.
Whenever I see cars/trucks with gun stickers on the back, I assume they are rolling loot drops. Ain't no way I'm advertising what guns I have. Also not leaving my guns unattended anywhere. I spent too much on that shit to leave it out for somebody else to take.
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Exceptions are rare enough that thereβs only like one mass shooting a week!
In 2022 or 2023 there was one mass shooting for every day of the year. Anon was simply in the wrong place.
https://www.massshootingtracker.site/
Looks like they're on track for another great year of mass shootings!
i mean, the US is also fucking huge compared to somewhere like europe, so that "wrong place" is the entire continental US.
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I mean, most of those are gang shootings, no? Those are always a bit disingenuous to call mass shootings.
People overstate the danger.
(And 90 in a year is still a small % of people when we have 300 million, if you look at %)
So... I'm curious why you think gang shootings shouldn't count or is a bit disingenuous to include.
because it's a statistical anomaly, it's like including capital punishment in homicide numbers.
It's disingenuous because they're not everywhere. They're in a specific subset of high crime areas.
It's a very own problem in its own right, but when including in a statistic used to represent all of America as shooting people up is what makes it a poor and often intentionally misleading statistic as compared to how safe you actually are in the average area
They're also typically more targeted, less random
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In 2022 or 2023 there was one mass shooting for every day of the year. Anon was simply in the wrong place
One? In both years, there have been two shootings for every year according to your source. Jesus christ!
I remembered a different source. The one I linked uses a different definition for "mass shooting": it counts events where at least four victims are dead or wounded, and includes cases of domestic violence.
Rest assured, the number is abnormally high for a supposedly "developed" country, whatever criteria you apply.
90 mass shootings in 101 days! At least 11 days without one, way to go USA.
Yeah but there's like 50 weeks in a year
Eeeuuuugggghhhh, my wife is a reeeeaaaaaal wife, Iβll tell ya
You wouldn't know her, she buys her knives from a different store
Well he did deserve it by wearing that hat.
What hat?
Fedora with safari flaps in the back
That sounds fedorable.
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Confederate flag wifebeater