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[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And in return, after the war the Nazi leadership were given nice retirements at the end of a rope.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Next to Bibi while he said this. Bibi's balls must be raisins now 😂

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Even Trump isn't this stupid. We're watching a deliberate collapse of the US economy.

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

My gentile parents voted for this cunt

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZXpnD2drnFk&t=26m

Found it. And what a bizarre point to add that anecdote.

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My Jewish parents voted for this cunt.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My fil is the most Jewish looking man i know, he votes R. He's a financial planner and he's a one issue voter, taxes. He's not going to Europe this year because he dosnt want to have to worry about coming back. He knows he fucked up now.

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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and the Ukrainians who liberated us from the death camps were the real assholes. probably

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So I kinda felt like Kanye was trying to wreck his image and get out of the game/spotlight

I similarly think trump is saying this to continue to crash the economy. Elons little autism flare up (Sig Heil salute) was the start of this epic tumble. I feel like he's just kicking the can at this point.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

Trump doesn't care about Jews.

[–] Trilobyte@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago

And to think people still defend this muppet

[–] zdhzm2pgp@lemmy.ml 98 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] aaron@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You can see how open they are to this by how they dress. Very free. Lying down to show how comfortable they are in the situation.

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So, confirmed Nazi - again. How long will it be before someone stops him?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeeeeaaaah......about that.....

I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude, we have to have hope. Everyone, keep up the embargoes of every billionaire company that supports him. Money is the only thing that will work.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seeing as we are on .world and the last comment I made featuring the Bear Jew with a Louisville slugger as an example of how to properly treat a fascist got deleted by a mod...

Maybe I can get away with saying 'Be the change you want to see in the world'.

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[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The Orange Turd does not know what love is.

[–] jared@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

What happens when you give a kid everything they ever wanted, except love? They grow into well financed monsters.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What is love? Baby don't gas me, don't gas me, no more....

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

remember this next time he says he loves something he overtly harms. also think about this next time he says he loves someone we don't know how he treats outside of the public eye like his children or his wife

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't know about his former wives, but his current one is a POS. Don't forget the "I don't care, do you?" coat when she was visiting caged children at the border. Her being an ex hooker is the most likable thing about her.

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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 222 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Someone ping me when the ADL condemns Trump for this.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago

You'd have better odds of living to see Moshiach on earth.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 139 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would they care about dead Jews from 80 years ago when trump is giving them the green light on killing Palestinians now?

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When he's done with the Palestinians, his love for the Jewish people and Israel will evaporate.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Authoritarian support of Zionism has never been about giving the Jewish people a place to live, but instead about having an excuse to exile the Jews in their midst. Zionism is anti-Semitic.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 12 points 1 month ago

Always has been. Ethnicity and religion are made-up divides. Any system that seeks to keep humans divided within themselves, amongst themselves is the beast system led by one of many antichrists. Religion has been perverted by religious and political alike, for political reasons. If religion isn't uniting someone within themselves, amongst themselves, healing schisms rather than creating them, that religion worships false gods, usually money/power. Those are tools to be used to accomplish that goal and we have ceded our real power of integrity and made them lord and master.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, the reason for the holocaust was that the initial Nazi plan of exiling all the Jews to Madagascar was deemed impractical.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 112 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ain't no hate like conservative "love."

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been trying to think of a phrase to use on a sign for the 50501 protest on 4/19 and I think this might be the one

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[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trump is a violent rapist so it "makes sense"

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 138 points 1 month ago (3 children)

so thats what nazis called the gas eh. can we get trump some of that love?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Only time I will ever say this but, I hope Trump gets the love he deserves. I only wish endless love for Trump.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Heh. We want mercy for ourselves and "justice" for our neighbors. That's what's wrong with the world.

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[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

So much love. The most love. Bigly love even. He’s going to have so much love, he won’t know where to put it all. He’ll have so much love, it’ll be hard to breathe. Suffocated by all that tariff free American love.

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