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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago

I mean, this is a guy who considers rape the highest compliment he can pay a woman.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

lmao I was wondering how long it would take. AIPAC fucked around and now they're gonna find out. they think Trump is an ally, and all he wanted was to use them as an excuse to take out pro-Palestinian activists. once they're gone, at some point he's gonna turn his attention to Jews.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm now officially convinced we all died during covid and went to hell

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Yup this is the shittiest episode of lost yet.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's even worse. Christians fight hard to make hell on earth a reality so they can live for ever in peace in make believe land when they are no longer living?! Make it make sense.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

A make believe land that works pretty similarly to socialism, the whole thing they rail so hard against on earth

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Picture of the interaction:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

But did Bibi also kiss the hem of Don's garment?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Wait, is that Elon getting into his Trump suit...?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Please let me treat Trump with the same love for 5 minutes.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And he says this in front of the Israeli prime minister. What a mad lad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

With a gesture over to him even.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Lets ask him how slaves in the New World were treated. That would be entertainment for days.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Did they give you a meal on the side? … Like, you know, what happened in Germany?

To be fair they did give prisoners a watery soup made with potato peels and a small piece of bread in between forced labor shifts. He is also making this the new school lunch standard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

School lunches is communism, they have to pay for their gruel

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

School lunch standard? Are you crazy?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And still students disliking genocide are the antisemites according to AIPAC and co.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, at this point I'm convinced that it's AIPAC that is still spreading the meme that disillusioned Palestinians and their supporters cost Kamala the election. The really pro Palestine leftists are the type to either never participate in electoral politics anyway, or were strategic enough to vote for Kamala. Trump won because white middle America voted for him, not due to a handful of student protesters. I think AIPAC is still pushing the "Palestine protesters lost Kamala the race" as a means of making the Palestinian cause more unpopular. And frankly, it's working. Any story on Gaza will have people gleefully celebrating it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Do you really think some white middle class middle Americans that only vaguely care about Palestine weren't moved a notch against voting for Harris? There was percentage of them that was demotivated by a straw that broke the camels back.

Or more significantly that young new voters weren't moved in this direction by pro-palestinian tiktok?

Sure, I wouldn't put all the blame on that, but some of the blame goes there.

Also I fucking hate Leftists who "never vote" anyway so fuck them regardless.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I keep thinking it can’t get worse, then it somehow does

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

I think it can get much worse.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

I need to treat it like a farce from now on for the sake of my mental health.

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