I was pressed for a response at work to which I replied, "do you want a quick answer or a correct one?"
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This was the next post in my feed: https://lemmy.ca/post/41991492
As I read this, I had on a YouTube video of the Game Grumps playing the children's game apparently entitled Freddi Fish and the Missing Kelp Seeds. About five minutes in, they face a series of arithmetic questions and Dan, faced with providing an answer, says "panicking."
I need to Lemmy better
Reminded me of when I was called to solve equation, I knew the answer but did not remember in the moment how to write the letter.
Narrator: The teacher did not feel that.
Jokes on you, I'm dumb and panicked
[x] Dumb
[x] Panicked
Ut oh, me too :(
Not panicking but the next ship that passes by, I’m outta here
I'm gunna
They're supposed to be nice, calming letters but I always found these letters quite panic inducing which makes for a pleasant bit of irony.
KEEP CALM
AND LOVE THE
PATRIARCHY
OR ELSEIf you're perceiving panic at all I recommend Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
What if I panicked because it is dark?
If I did that with the teachers I had they would've lost their shit
I'm sorry you lost your shit. Would you like some help finding it?
Thank you Captain Hindsight...if only you were around and able to do something when I was being abused by all those teachers