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Pairs well with a brave little appliance

Now available as a double pack with The Plague Dogs!

The horrors ...

Harden the fuck up, kids! It's time to grow up.

Kids going to watch the bunny movie and instead learning what happens when you accidentally put male and female hamsters in the same cage.

Still to this day this is one of my favorite books. I was given it as a kid because I had a pet rabbit. Bigwig is badass.

I don't know how but somehow I managed to avoid this one as a kid. I rented tons of videos and this one was square in the middle of them, but something about it made me avoid it like the plague. And this was long before internet, nor did any of my peers see it and tell me about it. Knowing how frail my mind was at that age, that was undoubtedly a good thing.

I was about to snark that parents that give a fuck can refer to a movie's age rating but then I learnt that, until recently, it was classified in the UK as U (universal, suitable for all) because "Animation removes the realistic gory horror in the occasional scenes of violence and bloodshed". That's certainly a view. Good thing to know that I just have to animate all of the fucked-up shit in my head and that makes it okay to sell to children. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watership_Down_(film))

Edit: 6 and up in Germany. Cool. Cool cool cool.