I want a world where riding a turtle is possible. It would bite my head off, but it would be worth it for 3 seconds

Which one is which?

Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.

Those are some nice slip-ons

But how many bananas tall is Carlos?

Carlos

I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.

Idk... is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j

That ain't nothin on Great A'Tuin

Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?

Looks like he's laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.

Carlos is only 4'5"!

What's the exchange rate of Carlos to Carbonemys?

Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.

I'm gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.

With a slinky for scale.

Carlos!

Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?

Thank you, Carlos.