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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago

How long before he is wearing medals he's given himself?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Vive « Papa Trump », héros national et président à vie !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

If only Trump's core supporting demographic were educated enough to both get the reference and the joke...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

Absolute clown show

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Let's make a four mile parade of people holding "fuck you, fascist" signs, instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

why show up?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Where’s that meme of Obama being given a medal by none other than… Obama?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago

Small pene energy.

Full stop.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It would be cool if no one went. Just him, Musk, and some right wing drifters on empty streets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It be cool if the protests were so big they had to cancel the parade route

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

that gives him opportunity to use the tanks. :\

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

The people in the tanks needs to agree with him then ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Which miles will the protests be stationed on?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If this isn't waste, fraud, and abuse, I don't know what is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

Military shit is never considered as such in this country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

In celebration, I will be taking stool softeners so that I can take multiple shits that day.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 13 hours ago

Merde et Gras?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Just another day in the DPRK...I mean US

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

When there is video footage of the parade, someone needs to make a video clip that is compiled from several clips from the US, North Korean and Russian military parades and put "Entry of The Gladiators" as the background music.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Where was he when the dead soldiers were returning last week?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

I know it was a rhetorical question and you probably knew the answer, but he was playing golf

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-skips-dover-soldiers-golf_n_67effa46e4b0bb67eb7acc1a

[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago

Pooping his nappy on the fairway

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

Jesus fuck. This can’t be real.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 15 hours ago

The draft dodger Private Bonespurs

Fuck this guy. I'd risk my career in protest of I were in the military. No way I'm going to dance like a trained monkey for some PoS like drumpf...

[–] [email protected] 54 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

My mom voted for and still defends this piece of shit. I blocked her number.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago

someone on lemmy mentioned that Trump's economic policies are north korea's juche and it is all shaping up that was

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