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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

No need to insult and compare NK to that pathetic banana republic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

welp, he achieved the full definition of fascist dictator with that one now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Nearly 90 million people didn’t vote in the 2024 USA election. If you don’t want to become an American, don’t act like onel

🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 GET OUT AND VOTE! 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

no excuses: https://www.elections.ca/home.aspx/

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I remember him wanting a big military parade during his first term too. Somehow he didn't get it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wasn't it because the streets in DC aren't capable of carrying heavy military equipment?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Opportunity is knocking again

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just like 3 inches to the right this time. Center of the target.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's hope the next guy has a Remington 700 or better

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's the typical range on one of those?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

About 6 miles, per the various youtube videos I've spent the last 37 minutes watching.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice. Be better used in a multi-target area though, due to shrapnel damage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Luckily he's always in a multi-target area.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Thats SOP for lying, criminal personalities to surround themselves with fawning sycophants

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Right? NASA's asteroid redirection program would have been the perfect tool for the job.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

all dictators like to parade, nothing new. wake up us. time to impeach that orange shit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

LOL you definitely were going to get him in jail 4 years ago.
It was ridiculous back then and now even more.
If only they would've called to impeach Hitler, history would've been different.
What a bunch of weak pussies americans are.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

4 miles? Just have a 1/2 mile parade that goes in a circle. He'll think it is a 10 mile parade.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Clear out the parking lot around The Ellipse and have them drive around that. Make sure he is facing away from the center so he cant see them circle around, and just keep going until he is tuckered out and gets tucked into bed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

The North Koreans are always showing off with their nukes. 1up them!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago

American taxpayers funding a parade for a felon rapist traitor who's destroying our economy and nuking the middle class.

What a wonderful country we have.

Home of the brave my fucking ass.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

FUCK THIS IDIOT.

Disgraceful.

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