Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet
every dude who balds early: my dude, out of balance testosterone isn't something you should trying for...
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Afaik as long as your primary sex hormone isn't estrogen, you're going to go bald regardless as long as you have the genetics for it.
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I wonder how many people the "suicide grip for bench press" advocate guy on /fit killed.
It was called reddit juxtaposition or something like that. Not sure if there's an equivalent here.
"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant
All that testosterone won the Civil War
i was a big proponent of the /fit/ memes about drinking semen for gains. which caught on really easily but i still want to take some credit
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bodybuilding.com forums
Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.
Well, when you count on your fingers its clear that by working out every other day, you can workout 4 times a week, duh. /s
If you work out every other day for 31 days, that is 16 days a month, 4 days a week! See, it's that simple.
If anyone can find the original thread, I would love to archive it for eternity, as it is hilarious.
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Best I ever managed was two.
Me just sitting here liking raw onions since a decade before this troll-meme.
Onions are fucking delicious, fight me.
Onions ARE delicious.. in every variant EXCEPT raw.
Try some thin sliced onion rings sprinkled with soy sauce. It's really delicious.
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Finally, someone else shares the same onion about opinions
I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.
Red onions are bomb but so are sweet onions, I have a preference for the Walla Walla Sweets.
I don't think we'd stand a chance fighting someone who's basically pure testosterone.
I like em but they eat me alive on the inside
You're the first person other than me I've heard has this problem. I have it with garlic, too. Either is fine when fully cooked, though. I don't even have a sensitive stomach otherwise, I can eat chilis all day every day. Hbu?
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you're in it right now
Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?
Ye best start believin' in shitpostin' communities, Ms Swan!
The term is juxtaposition but I don't know if a Lemmy community exists for it yet
Hmm...
Don't joke ... my wife's family is Irish Canadian and their grandmother died in 1995 at the age of 102
Every day for her entire life (she grew up on a rural farm for the first 30 years of her life) she ate a whole raw onion every evening after supper.
Rip to your grandma, but your grandpa was the true hero. Laying next to onion Sally his whole life.
That's an even better indicator of health .... grandpa loved his bacon, pork, fried food and smoked a pipe every day .... he died of a massive heart attack at the age of about 50 in the 1950s.
Onion Sally outlived ol' Pork'n'Beans
Respect to that man, he lived and enjoyed doing it.
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Onion Sally 🤣
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I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)
AWESOME BLOSSOM