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Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ironi, onions are generally the first thing to cook. You don't desperately need onions midway through a meal, you need 5 spice which is 4 years out of date.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.

I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Testosterone spikes are what happens in your body when you fall in love. Therefore testosterone is sometimes referred to as the hormone of love. It is true for both men and women. So how do onions fit into that?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Who doesn't love the smell of raw onions on a first date?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I see you know my ex, but that doesn't narrow it down much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You shouldn't be going down on people on your first date, but I agree otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I gotta say I'm just really upset that nobody called me out on my belief that crotches normally smell like onions.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children's marble and bicep size of grapefruit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But why would you want high (not normal levels of) testosterone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure steroid users would disagree.....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Sorry; I was echoing the mentality, not the reality.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jesus so many people completely missed your point

... anyway on the other site it was r/juxtaposition -I haven't seen it on lemmy yet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Thank you, lol

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