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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Remove the "don't" from her statement and it becomes punk battlejacket patch worthy.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 1 month ago

So you're admitting that the War on Christmas is real?

[–] _bcron@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hard to reach any sort of inflection point like that with infighting. Crabs in a barrel will remain crabs in a barrel. People on Reddit legit trashing Cory Booker for saying the wrong things during a filibuster right now

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Leftist purity culture is the best tool the fascists have

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Man I sure hate the trans agenda of checks notes wanting a place to pee in public without being harassed?

Seriously fuck all this, trans rights are human rights, and insanely easy to accommodate while hurting absolutely no one.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pee in public

Why don't you use a restroom like everyone else?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do something for free when you can get paid to do it?

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

But muh sport!

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I can't remember if this was said to me or if I overheard it. Maybe I'm fabricating the memory entirely, but in any case, I recall a conversation where someone said almost exactly what you did in that last sentence. The reply was of course

"Well someone always gets hurt."

"What do you mean?"

"It costs someone money to put those bathrooms in."

Cue the "what the fuck did I just hear" alarms

[–] ILaughBecauseFunny@feddit.dk 8 points 1 month ago

Hey someone spending money on toilets is good for the GDP! Is the correct response to that...

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

Labour needs to be clear about its motivation. Its policy of putting VAT on private school fees may be a practical measure to find more money for the state sector but they shouldn’t be doing it if it’s also about punishing the rich.

She went to the kind of Uber wealthy private school you get to go to when your grandpa literally discovered the electron. Easy to say when two Nobel prize winners have funded your education and lifestyle.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

Recently saw that young people in the UK are more concerned with money and work than culture war. So I am glad it's just the media trying to push bullshit that people don't actually care about much.

[–] Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Since 1745. No. 1066.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 83 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean, spez also has sex with house cats. Let's not forget that fact.

[–] mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should've gone with "spez fucks Vance's used couches"

Or "spez sucks musk's diseased limpy for attention"

Idk I applaud your effort but it lacked some oomf imo

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[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Need more info…or I don’t. Cant decide.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

A cat is fine too

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at this face that's a cat fuckers face right there.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's true! Don't fact check just trust me

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

Fact checks are against the REDDIQUETTE

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Me, a liberal: "You need to understand that gender and ethnicity and religious tradition naturally divide us. But we can overcome all that with meritocracy. If we just stack rank everyone, we can skim the cream and anyone who works hard enough can join the professional class."

Also me, still a liberal: "Yeah, we're just firing all the women, the non-Europeans, and any out LGBTQ faculty member from the organization because we need to comply with new Anti-DEI rules. No, I don't see what that has to do with their economic position or social standing in society. Maybe they all should have just worked harder."

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 154 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CallateCoyote@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Bootlicking fucking hag

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I think you mean who the fuck is Alice‽

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First word on the picture...

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I am so dumb x.x

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[–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Culture war is class war! Propagandized rightwingers are just one of the weapons.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So no war but class war you might say

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