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Sitting on a 5 gallon bucket in the middle of a windy, frozen lake without gloves on in order to feel the very low chance of a fish taking a hook 50' underneath me.

witnessing a woman perform a tyre change. (probably only applies in countries where winter tyres are mandated, but universal in that universe.)

Doesn’t know any men in real life? Does she live in a nunnery?

Nodding off in a chair after a big meal.

Building a dam in a stream and forming a little lake. Then opening the dam and making a tidal wave.

Not a man, but it seems to me that if you asked most men what they would like to do if they found themselves alone on the battlements of an abandoned castle, they'd say "Pee over the edge." Dropping a stone is the substitute for when people are around.

Anything that can be operated with a remote control.

Successfully unsticking your balls from an uncomfortable position in public with only minor leg motions

I don't like this at all, but I am a male fish

If there is a fire it must be bothered. It must be prodded several times and sticks need adding to it. The fire cannot be trusted not take care of itself.

One time I hollowed out a pickle and put a string cheese/ mozzarella stick inside then battered and fried the whole thing

Pissing off shit and period stains in the toilet.