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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why can't you be angry and horny?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Exactly my thought! Why not both!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So like, is Ween not on here because they're off the charts horny?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ween is on the Z axis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I would but deftones in horny tbh. Especially on the Queen of the Damned soundtrack. Everyone was horny on that soundtrack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I miss Chris Cornell. He was all of those emotions all at once.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the NIN position , is not making any sense

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah I noticed that and thought WTF?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

the offspring is definetly not sad, nirvana should be sadder, blink is absolutely much hornier... this chart is all over the place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder where Linkin Park would fit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

sad n' angry

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

*cries metallic tears into a bed of guns and roses'

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Uh, they put sublime under happy because it's Ska-like. I don't think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.

What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it's painfully obvious it's a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Fuck it, fine, and it's all the same, living with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The entire chart is wrong. There's no "happy" alignment at all in 90's bands.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You're twisting my melon man.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

no counting crows

They missed the saddest band

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I focus on the pain...the only thing that's real" super horny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I wanna fuck you like an animal" -real sadboy hours

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

"Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot I'm going to come all over you"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

It's one problem that both angry and sad are opposed to happy, at least for me. While the opposite to horny is frigid, and in my experience, depressed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

You can be happy and angry at the same time, i.e. your girlfriend saying you have the biggest dick amongst all your friends; but its much harder to be happy and sad at the same time, that takes someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, of you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm not saying that you can't have some specific cocktail of unfamiliar-together feelings. Who am I to say what anyone can feel? I'm saying they are conceptually opposed, but hey, happy cake day or happy angry cake day, whatever you want!

Edit: I know you are foo-fighting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Leaning to walk again, learning to talk again, make my way back home when I learn to fly, it's times like these you learn to live again, it's times like these you learn to love again. Guy just loves learning.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Deftones are way hornier than that, most of their songs are about fucking

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

If Dave Matthews was on this list it would just replace the word Horny.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Or at least their own heading. Like how winamp just to say their genre was "Primus".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

What about Ween?

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