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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I still don’t get why you wouldn't still put those eggs on the refrigerator. They will stay fresher longer!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They really don't. I've tried both ways.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

No matter how hard you try.

Bits of that unwashed shell are getting in your food.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

That's ok. Our chickens aren't half-dead, disease-ridden skeletons rotting in battery cages.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You say that like crispy shites are a bad thing

[–] [email protected] 72 points 9 months ago (15 children)

In the US, there's a concern for salmonella or other bacteria and viruses. Factory egg farming is a horror show in regards to overcrowding and hygiene. Sick birds are crammed in with healthy laying birds, and washing the eggs is one of the safest ways to prevent contamination.

It does increase the permeability of the shell, decreasing shelf life and requiring refrigeration.

If your eggs looked like this in the USA, there's a small but non-zero chance that you'll shit yourself to death. Probably not, but it's scary enough.

We could improve factory farming regulations so it's not a like a Cronenberg movie, but then eggs would be more expensive. And even if we did, and stopped washing our eggs, Americans would still want them to look clean and would still keep them in the fridge because we've been conditioned to expect to die on the toilet covered in wet feces if we see bird poop on the eggs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Keeping unwashed eggs in the fridge at home helps them last longer, as long as you don't leave them out to sweat.

But yeah here in Sweden, we rarely ever get salmonella recalls since the chickens aren't strapped to a box here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (4 children)

At what point do people not just think that maybe going vegan isn't that bad of an alternative

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

But eggs are yummy. Baked goods, thickened sauces, omelettes and deviled eggs and egg salad, you can't really replace them with vegan alternatives. Aquafaba is pretty close for some of it, but people like their eggs and don't care about how much their food suffers before we eat it.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If your eggs looked like this in the USA, there’s a small but non-zero chance that you’ll shit yourself to death. Probably not, but it’s scary enough.

Unless you got it from your own chicken coop

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Right, but if you keep chickens for eggs, you already know all of this.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unless I've been horribly misinformed, so does honey

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (12 children)

It's actually coming out of the cloaca. No idea about the chicken tho

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Call crap on this as all eggs look to be same size.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't scare us, we want this. I'd love to see you win vs the chicken industry. They would stomp your ass to the ground like they do to all the chickens!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We don't eat the donkey eggs

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Am American. Used to have to get those eggs out from under the chickens who wanted to sit on them and get the shit pecked out of me before school everyday.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Am American

You could've shot the chickens first then, duh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They're chicken, not fish. They obviously weren't in a school.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Or a barrel

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Can confirm. We (in US) have chickens and whenever we gift eggs to people they're astounded that they don't need to be refrigerated but also sometimes horrified that they aren't washed.

Granted, I keep the eggs that get poopy for myself so they don't get tossed out by an overly cautious person. I just rinse them immediately before use if they're very dirty. Occasionally one of the hens will have an "accident" and lay an egg in the dirt outside or on the coop floor. Otherwise they look generally like the pic above.

I've yet to have a rotten egg and at times we've gotten behind by over a month... Still good, sitting on the counter for a month.

Fun info, I'm currently eating through some "water glassed" eggs that I stored in May of 2023. Still good.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I have looked up "water glassed eggs" and while it does look interesting as a scientific experiment, I'm reasonably certain that you're a psychopath

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Hahah yeah water glassing is kind of a throwback that helps keep them even through temp variations. We did an experiment back when we had a homestead a few years ago, where we cleaned any nasties if there were any and then dipped the eggs in oil and kept them in a cool room.

We came back every three months to try an egg. We ended the experiment at 2 years after which 25% of them began to float. The rest were still edible but the yolk wouldn't stay together when cracked.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not Americans that are used to eating farm fresh eggs from the local farmers market. I lived in downtown Austin until recently and getting freshly picked produce from local and urban farms every Saturday was one of my favorite parts of my week.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hello I'm from the FBI and I'm on my way to disappear your local farmers thank you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Pwease mista FBI guy, weave my farmews awone UwU

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 152 points 9 months ago (3 children)

As an American, I cannot legally touch any egg that hasn't been ultra-pasteurized followed by continuous cold chain refrigeration and served in either a Styrofoam or pulped paper cardboard egg carton.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

“Y’all’s eggs AREN'T chlorine washed? Ewww unsanitary”

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I think you have been misinformed. As an American, I can harvest eggs just like the pictured ones from my own backyard on a regular basis.

They don't even cost any money, they come out of chicken asses for free.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (8 children)

What a noob. Ours come from shops. That way, our entire fuckin garden doesn't smell like a crashed ammonia tanker

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is pulped paper cardboard, is it not?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your pulped paper cardboard.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's so nice of you to gift it to them!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I just noticed the mistake and I knew one of you smart asses was going to call me out before I message to fix it :(

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (5 children)

You message to fix it? What, you have staff to do it for you?

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I have a picture of my receipt for an incredibly reasonably-priced ECG scan I had the other day if you like? I think it was €9

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

You pay for your ECGs?

drops monocle

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

I know right?

I thought it'd be free fucksake

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