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WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.

“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

He'll probably try to catch the eggs being launched his way.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Good luck, i hope rhe greenlanders eat you alive

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s

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[–] Suoko@feddit.it 15 points 1 week ago

he'll probably need to apply for a VISA card now

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago

Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he's visiting Europe?

I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I hope they arrest them and treat them how the US government treats Middle Eastern travelers

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 157 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The problem is they will be landing at an airport controlled by the US.

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[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would be a shame if they got detained.

[–] witten@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe they should have their cell phones searched just like those Europeans trying to enter the U.S... It's not like any Signal threads JD may or may not be on have classified information, right?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Remember, no official meetings, and they have to pay for the trip themselves.

[–] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Don't let them land.

[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“We’re going to check out how things are going there”

WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!

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[–] ExistentialKiwi@lemmy.world 135 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can't go anywhere without people making it known how much they don't want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.

[–] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.

[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or take him hostage. I’m sure loads of Americans would welcome that.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

The US would just bomb Greenland. Until everyone died. Just like the zionist fucks do in Gaza.

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[–] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is the geopolitical equivalent of your idiot neighbours crashing your birthday barbecue only to complain about the food. Loudly. While chewing.

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn't allowed entry to most modern countries.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I'm sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.

I’m sorry I don’t know the name of Greenland’s prime minister. They just had an election and I don’t know who will ultimately put a coalition together. I saw puffins in Iceland once who were headed that way and I know ice core samples often come from Greenland. (Shout out to Greenland for puffins and science!) But please excuse my ignorance.

My original point was that JD Vance is irrelevant. I don’t remember his wife’s name but I know it’s like 4 or 5 letters and multiple vowels and syllables. UEFA is not correct, obviously, but it’s like that.

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival

[–] eightpix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.

[–] kwedd@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

To El Salvador!

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't they just deny VISA entry?

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

That wouldn't be as satisfying. Stamp the entry and THEN throw their asses out.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Couldn't the danish king like have him executed or some shit like that?

Let's have some big ass dude with a claymore go to town on his pasty ass.

[–] oxysis@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I’d prefer a halberd be used

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Oh, a 6 ft flamberge would be sweet.

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Abhorrently disrespectful on a national scale flex but not ok.

[–] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

Don't let them in. lol

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Do not let these pieces of human shit into your country.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 week ago (1 children)

USA's not sending their best.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

A couchfucker and his cuck... Yeah, I'd say that's not our best.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Praying for his safety and that NOTHING happens to him :)

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