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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Off topic: Why is there a "gift" code and various tracking paramters in the url?

Url does seem to work without them: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The gift code means a subscriber is sharing access to the content.

Though I don't doubt the sites use this as a double purpose for tracking.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This guy is rocking maybe 93 iq on a good day.

Mediocre white guy hire to lead the nation's defense.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The people freaking out over Clinton's emails are real quiet rn

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I recently saw Adam Savage's site was selling demerit patches for the workshop.

I think it would be funny to see a bunch of military demerit patches designed for the dumb shit Hegseth does. They could be sewn to his prison shirt if y'all manage to get him in prison eventually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

In ~~2027~~ 2017 Trump had to replace all of his principals, either due to scandal or because they disagreed with him.

It sounds like Hegseth is going to get ousted due to sheer incompetence.

Unless highlighting Hegseth's diminished capacity might draw attention to Trump's.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Trumpers get ousted for disloyalty and nothing else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I was predicting the darkest future (fixed! Thanks!)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

In his defence, he was blackout drunk at the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It wasn't Hegseth because he'd send a message in a bottle

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Behold, the master race.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm confused, are we mocking him because he's incompetent or because he was caught driving under the influence? I can't prepare pithy remarks until I have more data!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

But DUIs just make me sad. There's no material there for my writers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Pete smegma strikes again

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a wasted opportunity. The angle should have been "Top secret military plans intentionally leaked to the liberal media". The MAGAs would have sent poor little Pete to prison and the cabinet would be eyeing each other with distrust for the next four years.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They already are eyeing eachother with distrust.

That’s 100% why Vance was offering prayers in the chat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

This post accurately exemplifies the whole purpose of this channel.

And I'm dying from laughter. Absolutely brilliant - thank you for sharing this!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if it’s this difficult for a white cis-het man to not text top secret documents to the wrong person, imagine how many times a DEI hire would have done it by now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Let's ask Gen. Brown Jr. how many times he has leaked war plans through messengers. I am sure he could go on for hours.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"We are currently clean on OPSEC" 🤡

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I will do all we can to enforce 100% OPSEC”—operations security. “I welcome other thoughts.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

More like OPSEGS amirite? Lol jk jk 👊🇱🇷🔥

[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 months ago (2 children)

mark my words: it's just gonna keep getting more and more stupid. you think you know stupid? hold my beer.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This is my United States of Whatever.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Unlimited Stupids of America?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i've heard it's got electrolytes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Its what plants crave

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Remember when he humble bragged classified intel in the Oval Office to foreign leaders? I remember, but apparently the world has forgotten.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Brilliant, leak the plans so the enemy will think it’s a fake, then do it anyways. Like a reverse mincemeat

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the party of "common sense" and "competence" btw

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

also "party of personal responsibility" when they choose to not investigate any of this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Party of law and order too, after breaking classified communication laws.