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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It's sort of what happens though. A plant gets a defense mechanism, it becomes more abundant, something will target that abundant food source.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Is it ironic that those two sauces aren't really that hot? 😂

Delicious, yes! But very low on the Scoville scale for hot sauce.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What’s the sauce on the right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sriracha sauce, it’s really good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Very good though neither of those are very hot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I'm good with hot food, to the point I actually occasionally use nasty sauces like the infamous Da Bomb on things I legitimately eat, but I'll never get people that say sriracha isn't hot.

Maybe I buy a special one or something, or it varies wildly from person to person, but i like to put a good juicy squirt of sriracha on my cheese sandwiches and it definitely still clears my sinuses quite effectively.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's spicy but it's not really hot but I do think it might indeed be a palette thing.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nothing actually said "hot" though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Tabasco https://www.tabasco.com/ #1 Hot Sauce Asked For By Name | TABASCO® Brand Pepper Sauce

Clearly hot sauce was never implied, not once.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Hot cock sauce

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

In the meantime, birds be like: "ultrahot? nom nom fruity"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Sometimes it also makes your ass go brrrrrr...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How fortunate then that the same species resistant to their defense actually goes on to cultivate it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

There's a book called The Botany of Desire, by Michael Pollan, which is about this. Looking from the plants eye view of things, they have manipulated us into growing them in a huge variety of environments. The book focuses on tulips, cannabis, apples, and potatoes, iirc. Fascinating book.

Two quick examples from the book:

Pot gets us high, now we grow it in closets, warehouses, yards, basements, attics, etc.

Apples don't reproduce true from seed, so Johnny Appleseed brought readily available cider to the Americas. (You need a cutting of an apple tree to grow that type of apple.)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Oh, we’re not resistant, we’re just crazy enough to like the pain. Birds are resistant and don’t feel it at all, they can eat chilis like fruits.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's just relative. Most mammals don't pay rent, taxes, or have to deal with the TSA. Once you do those things, spicy plant chemicals become a frivolous game.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I eat peppers just to feel something

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Not brrrrr, more like kssss

[–] [email protected] 96 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, seems to have worked out for the chillis - there’s more of them now than ever before

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

If no eat, why so delicious?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Tobacco plants: produce nicotine, a toxic alkaloid

Humans: imma smoke that shiiiiit

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you're growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

Well, it's not like we're immortal if we abstain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Every second I've lived so far, I haven't died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Until proof to the contrary, so am I

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let's go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I dunno, it could go on forever

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

With a name like The Fartographer, I'm inclined to believe you. 👍

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

We like our poisons in just the rights amounts.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Life wouldn't be the same without Tabasco. How could I ever eat my cotton candy or cereals without copious amounts of it?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's not about quantity, it's about quality. Tabasco's refined taste all the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Every chilli sauce do it, the only difference is how spicy it is and the among of sauce you add to the food. A little spicy until a circulatory collapse and halucinations depends on the taste of each.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Have you tried cholula? It’s tobasco, but with flavor beyond the vinegar base. Often cheaper as well

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Nope, but now I want to. Thanks.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It is about quality, that's why I freakin' hate tabasco

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

So your personal preferences dictate whether a product is good or not, and whether other people should also like it ("I do not like Tabasco, therefore its quality is shit"). Right. I'll be sure to defer to you in my future personal tastes. 🙄

This is not a pissing contest about who can hold the most Carolina Reapers in. It's a really subjective thing, which is why when the other commenter implied it was about hotness scale (which is valid foe those who go by it when choosing their preferred hot sauce), I personally go more by flavor. At least the other comment, while somewhat in condescending tone, was a way more productive opinion, backed with sources and actual measurements. 🤷‍♂️

Cheers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I didn't say anything about heat, just that tabasco is not a high quality sauce - It's basically just red vinegar. If that's what you're into, enjoy. But you're missing out on the good stuff if you're settling for that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The quality is fine. It's just vinegar, salt and peppers. It's consistent and the peppers are aged in oak barrels. You may not like it and that's fine too, I don't keep it in my kitchen either, but it's not low quality.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

I’m actually surprised that I’ve never found cotton candy coated with tajin, now that you mention it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is a low shenanigan..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you calling shenanigans?

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