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Aren’t the fire departments the one “saving” his burning show rooms? I mean if you wanna let them all burn down without being stopped by all means 👐🏼

only clue that this is satire

Meanwhile, Tesla's stock surged 17% on news that Musk had threatened to send all arsonists to Mars as "unwitting beta testers for our oxygen deprivation experiments."

Tesla's stock did not go up 17%.

The same fire department preventing his shitty cars from burning down entire cities?

Godamn this is borderline believable.

Elon just wants to get back to the traditional roots of firefighting.

Private companies standing around and watching buildings burn, until the owner comes out and pays them.

Was he on drugs when he posted? It’s a pretty bizarre read.

I think I just ate the onion.

Oh man, he's going to pull a Crassus. I hope he ends the exact same way too, nothing would be more fitting.

Weird thing to want when people are setting your businesses on fire.

I'm still shocked at how america is being taken apart and taken down by a white supremacist south african. Maybe their power wasn't so super after all.

Given that Musk seems hell-bent on becoming the villain from every piece of science fiction ever, I kind of expect him to keep fire departments around but have them start fires.

Yes—say and do things that are going to make you more unpopular.