Dang, 50% is a lot.
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My DNA is a sexually transmitted disease
I'm gonna have to start vetting my partners better, I don't want to catch Webdev.
1 in 10 Americans think rust is a good thing.
It's cool. Those with HTML are likely never to have sex anyway.
I mean, isn't it?
My kid is learning HTML so… maybe?
There is nothing sexual about it I'm afraid.
Cue the Republicans trying to ban HTML from our Internet to protect the kids. Yeah, you do that...
Close: JS is a disease.
so? most usians cant point to their neighbouring countries on a map.
Who had sex with my website
It was me!
USA > USB
I disagree. USB is superior.
If you are talking about physical size however, then yeah. USA is bigger than a single USB.
Which is larger though, USA or all the USBs in the world?
Probably still USA.
luckily regarding hardware, smaller is often better
Oh I get it, it’s programmer humor because HTML was mentioned.
I thought it was because STDS were?
I think most programmers are safe from STDs.
std::C++ std::programmers std::are std::not.
2 out of 10 Americans believe anything off a screenshot.
7/10 Americans think a photo and a screenshot are the same thing.
And 8 in 10 Americans think HTML is a programming language.
I mean, technically it’s the other 2 out of 10 that are wrong…🙃
HTML, the programming language, is a practical, turing-complete[1], stack-based programming language based on HTML, the markup language. It uses elements defined in HTML, the markup language, in order to do computations.
Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!
I will die on the hill that HTML should be treated like a programming language.
I absolutely agree, and luckily I think it mostly is treated as a programming language. It's just a technicality that makes for a great joke.
The hyper text markup language programming language?
Boomer programmer humor
They're wrong too, although less-so.
Also, what about that last American?
The last American knows it's a markup language.
The last one knows it's not a programming language and is annoyingly vocal about it.
Mom, look! I'm a statistic!
And 5 in 10 Americans think you can parse it with regular expressions.
You can parse anything with regex, if you’re willing to give up your soul for it.
Show me the regex for the language L = {a^n b^n | n in N}
I mean...
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