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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

https://html-lang.org/

I mean, technically it’s the other 2 out of 10 that are wrong…🙃

HTML, the programming language, is a practical, turing-complete[1], stack-based programming language based on HTML, the markup language. It uses elements defined in HTML, the markup language, in order to do computations.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

https://html-lang.org/

Yo, dawg, I heard you like HTML, so I put HTML in your HTML so you could HTML while you HTML

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!