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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Good job Superman.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Superman is a capitalist lap dog lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

V: ... Deny that you let him have his way with you, him with his armbands and jackboots! Well? Cat got your tongue? I thought as much. Very well. So you stand revealed at last, you are no longer my Justice. You are his Justice now, you have bedded another. Well, two can play at that game!

"Madame Justice": Sob! Choke! Wh-Who is she, V? What is her name?

V: Her name is Anarchy. And she has taught me more as a Mistress than you ever did! She has taught me that Justice is meaningless without Freedom. She is honest, she makes no promises and breaks none. Unlike you, Jezebel. I used to wonder why you could never look me in the eye. Now I know. So goodbye, dear Lady. I would be saddened by our parting, even now, save that you are no longer the woman that I once loved.

Just like V was changed from an anarchist in the V for Vendetta movie, Superman also had more radical leftist origins.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

defender of the status quo. Anyone intent on making actual meaningful change is painted as criminally insane, no matter how good their points may be.

EDIT: More downvotes than upvotes, I think lemmy misunderstands my point. People like superman, I do too. The morals that superman is supposed to be the embodiment of are good ones to have. In a sane and rational world, everyone should look up to superman. We do not live in a sane and rational world. Superman's world is supposed to resemble the real world, but with super people in it, therefore the shittiness of the real world can be assumed to exist in superman's world. We have a wealthy businessman president, and he's not a genius playboy philanthropist, Both marvel and dc tell us that the real world is as good as it gets, and the real world sucks ass right now. Superman was envisioned by his original creators to be a super man, he who could punch the problems that us regular people can't. So where are the stories in which superman fights the problems us real people have? Those stories don't exist. Superman, in the modern era, exist to protect the status quo. Any real meaningful change is scary to the audience, and actively threatening to the companies that own the property. Therefore, superman licks the boot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i was thinking about the elite, but there's tons of examples if i were to put any effort into thinking about it.

luthor I have different grievances with, particularly the glorification of wealthy businessman, and how they're almost always depicted as being charismatic geniuses. This portrayal in fiction makes the statement that real world billionaires are genius playboy philanthropists, wether that's the author's intention or not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I would love a storyline where Luther claims to be Ceaser, but is shown to be more akin to Nero.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Batman is a 1% elitist who is basically an extention of the police. Notice that the only black criminals in Gotham are (sometimes) catwoman? It's because the police just kill the black criminals.

But a deranged clown is going to blow up city hall? Better call the deranged guy in the bat costume.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

And the guy in the bat costume will just put the deranged clown in a prison that can be easily escaped from. Under The Red Hood addresses this quite well, in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I got a good chuckle out of it lol. Though there are some incongruencies. Phone booths are an anachronism that really don't exist currently alongside tesla. Especially not the bright red BT phone booths. Those definitely would not be the variety seen in Metropolis. But those are only small little nitpicks that don't distract from the larger message which I agree with.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

it's a cosplayer's prop

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Eldritch has joined the rank of "Meme Destroyer"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

LOL well not trying to destroy it. It's just one of those things that initially I saw I didn't think about twice. But then I did think about it it just kind of tickled my brain in a funny way to think how anachronistic it all is now. That there are no phone booths anymore. Where does Superman change now? Does he just do it in an alley like a bum?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's plenty of abandoned malls and former retail shops that now just sit abandoned in the wake of Amazon's dominance. If you're going to make everything about realism, I'm sure there's never a former radioshack or blockbuster, or toys r us nearby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

To you perhaps. Here no actually. The Last Remnant of the large local mall is set to be torn down soon as Macy's is closing. The rest of the mall was torn down nearly 10 years ago. There are no remnants of Radio Shack or Blockbuster or Toys R Us here either. Though some of the buildings they used to occupy are still here. But not abandoned.

But isn't it crazy to think about all those things like that that future Generations will have no good context for

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he's supposed to be a journalist, right?)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

That's Jimmy Olsen's whole purpose. Even Clark gets to "not my job" this situation.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Superman is as American as apples.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don't have to put the fires out.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 days ago

It's Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

That's why he listens.

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