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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

A sphynx cat and a tortoiseshell cat laying next to each other on a sunny windowsill.

On the left is Babyman, also known as Chickenman. He has two names because he's either a babyman where he's all cuddly and wants to be cozy or he's a Chickenman because he looks like an uncooked chicken as he runs like a madman all over the house when he's hyper.

On the right is Freyja. Typically goes by 'Frey', but when she's in a hyper mood (which is extremely rare) we call her 'Turbo Cylinder' because she's very tubular in shape at high speed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

yeah, that works nicely

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

My sister calls my male young cat Åse, a nordic SENIOR female name. I have no idea how she got it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I’ve got two. A void and (I think) a blue point.

The void is Apollo, but his nickname is “what is that in your mouth”

The blue point is Islay, but her nickname is “how the fuck did you get the toilet paper again”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Percy aka Percy-Cat and No, you've already been fed!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Her name is Masha, but I call her "Estás bien fea" ("you are so ugly"). She doesn't mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Why dignify such obvious lies with a reaction 😒

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Zim and Kylo have become "Silky" and "Fluffy Butt".

Zim gives me Invader Zim vibes and Kylo's name I inherited when I rescued him. Not like he answers to it or anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Anya (she and all of her litter mates were named for Buffy TVS characters): frequently referred to as Fluffy Girl, Hissy Face, or Lady Shedsalot

Ozymandias (named for one of my favorite poems, but also to kind of keep with the Buffy theme): Oz, Ozzy, Bubby, Fuzzy Boy, Big Boy, Squeaky, Fluff For Brains

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

One of our cats is Meshe, we call her Moo. Meshe -> Mooshe -> Moo.

Bonus: we have a dog named Gismo, we call him big boobs. Don't ask how we got there, it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Dexie, or Puddin Poopers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Nova and Athena. SillyButt and BabyKitty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is Luna. Her nicknames include: Stinky Lady, Baboona, Beepy Boopa, Loons, Lunar. Plus more that I'm sure I'm forgetting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

This is Izzy.

AKA Isabella, Queen Isabella Greypelt, Izzy Busy, Isabella Busy Boo, The Puke Monster and The Monochromatic Quadropus. At least one of those has one of those inane songs to go with it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Name: ToeKnee

Nickname: Tony

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Not a cat, but I adopted a dog whose name was Doc. I started calling him Docky and that became Ducky and then he started responding to that so now that’s his name.

He has a brother named Dexter that I obviously call Goose lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Name: Nomi

Nickname: Nerbals (among many, many others)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One of my cats is called Pipping but I call him Chonky (He's actually not chonky but behaves like he is.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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We have a runt who barely weighs 7 pounds but eats like a fatass. When I do the rounds filling bowls, she follows me to eat the absolute freshest food just placed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Lubochka / Lulu / Bochka / Bobo / Booboo / Bober / Boober / Luboo / Bochkin

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Snuggles, Struggles, and Franny.

Although we've started calling Struggles by new names such as Yappy Jackie, Gob, and Screamer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

My cats name is Jimmy and sometimes I call him Oggy, especially when he's chasing bugs (no cockroaches here but I hope you get the reference)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Miss Caligula, in keeping with a Roman naming tradition. Usually shortened to Cali, or more often than not just goes by kitty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

We have two brothers. Their names are Rocky and Rambeaux.

We call Rocky "Rockity Pockity Man" and Rambeaux is "Rambles Wambles Tambles Mambles."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Mimo, memes, mats shmickelson when eating, captain zeiksnor when annoying and sjattepoemel when sweet.

Mimo

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Left: Alcatraz

Alcatraz became Darkness became Dennis. A three year old saying Darkness sounds like Dennis. His name is Dennis now.

Nicknames: Supermassive black hole, big black ass

Right: Ipso Facto

Nicknames: Ipso Catso, Ipso Fatso, jerk, Ipso Untrusto,

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

"No really my name is Alcatraz! Like the prison island. Dennis is just a nickname. I swear! Also you haven't met my girlfriend because she goes to a different school, I talk to her on AIM."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Gadget, or sometimes just Gadg, more often Gadgey-poo. The other brat is Nova, or most commonly Nova-beans. https://youtube.com/shorts/Mn643qQTSlI

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mush mush. Her real name is Altima.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fitting nickname for a persian

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Along with Crumple Zone and Brake Check.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Gusfraba (gusi, gus) and genebre (gine)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Name: Aaron Purr

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Nicknames: Biscuit Boy, Boffin, Little Babushka, Baaronki Paponski the Zoozahzonski, Bahba, the VP, Bisco Pisco Sour,

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Omg you got your cat to sleep somewhere that's not directly on the fucking keyboard!?!? Who are you so wise in the ways of cats?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I did still have to create a profile for my keyboard called CAT which disables all buttons for when he decides to forgo the 10000 beds and little spots he has, to instead gaze at my keyboard and think "This right here? This is mine. It is bed"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The trick is having a decoy keyboard!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The Internet is not a safe space to share this kind of information. If you're using any data shared here as part of your password or on recovery methods, please change now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Nobody should be using pet names or nicknames in their passwords, period.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Joke's on you. My password is Abcd1234!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I like that you took your time to count the characters

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