I see theonion... I still don't BELIEVE its theonion... fuck this timeline
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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I'm sick of my onion-or-not dilemmas being resolved by looking at the community name. Can we get a c/maybetheonion?
Didn't see the community and came very close to sharing this as if it were real.
I have to find this as a t-shirt.....
In case you were wondering
I hate that I had to check the source... You shouldn't have to check the source on a headline like that :(
Second guessing whether real or satire. Interesting times.
it does fix one of the symptoms yes
And you can buy it from his wife.
Wait, no horse dewormer this time?
I wish someone would “cure “the United States of RFK Junior
It's impossible to enjoy The Onion now.
Ate the onion. Full bite and all. Satire is dead.
Me too. But in our defense, it wouldn't be the stupidest thing he's ever said, had he actually said it.
Same. I was about to ask who doesn’t have access to concealer. Damn it’s been years since when got me this good.
Swear, I had to do a double take on the source. xD
Concealer is made with seed oil.
Thought this was real for a second
It isn't far from Trump's official position that diseases (like covid) are only a problem if we test for them.
Just wait a few more seconds. Chances are you’ll be right soon.