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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer (theonion.com)

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"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Thought this was real for a second

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

It isn't far from Trump's official position that diseases (like covid) are only a problem if we test for them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

Just wait a few more seconds. Chances are you’ll be right soon.