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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer (theonion.com)

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"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I have to find this as a t-shirt.....

Edit: https://institchesbysara.com/shop/p/you-listened-to-rfk-oregon-trail-inspired-classic-unisex-crewneck-t-shirt

In case you were wondering