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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer (theonion.com)

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"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Me too. But in our defense, it wouldn't be the stupidest thing he's ever said, had he actually said it.

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