Too many pineapples
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Strangled by my hoodie?
Or you jumped
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
hmmm...
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Too many to count.
Same here
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
Mind control cereal
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
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Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Nihilistic fruit
I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...
Knowing my luck, probably cancer.
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
It will be a hell of a party!
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
anonymously
I get murder suicided
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
No idea
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.