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Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
His name is Candy and he has a good shot.
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Yokai
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
Suicide.
In a blaze of TexMex
Shmurdered Murdered....
I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble
Edit:
Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭
Uhhhh.
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
Having the time of my life
I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
I guess I'll explode
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Self Explanatory actually.
Obesity, and bounciness.
No idea
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
....that last step will be a doozy.
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
Sleeping with the fishes
Oh god
RIP
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
Oh this is an easy one
Haha this is the best comment 😂
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
You wouldn't understand