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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I am very satisfied with this outcome

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

His name is Candy and he has a good shot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work

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A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland

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In a blaze of TexMex

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Shmurdered Murdered....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble

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Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Brake failure on a mountain road.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Having the time of my life

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I guess I'll explode

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Self Explanatory actually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Obesity, and bounciness.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By a spear, then repawn after 3 days

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Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

....that last step will be a doozy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Sleeping with the fishes

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

A remake of Alien but with a meerkat

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Haha this is the best comment 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

You wouldn't understand

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