Very delicious and spicy as intended.
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Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland
probably something cult related I guess
I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.
Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.
Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol
Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol
I've seen Monty Python before.
I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.
I'd be so proud.
I don't think its widely used anymore
Mine is pretty obvious.
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
Well...
Snakebite
I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
🤨
mildly, nothing extreme
Sailing. I guess an accident
"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
An undercover Corgi mission.
Gluttony
Same
Happily.
Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
I would not be the only one
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
It finally caught up to me
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
Lots of beans
Very quickly but likely quite painful
Sounds unpleasant.
Mashing Keys
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.