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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (7 children)

But I'm still not allowed to touch my cellphone while behind the wheel because the screen is too distracting, right?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We dun fucked up when we made tarring and feathering CEOs illegal.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Welp every manufacturer that shows this should go down immediately upon first offense.

Not even kidding, this should be corporate suicide.

Dodge and Jeep are (well Jeep already was tbh) both firmly on the "actively speak out against" list. If I was in a place of hugely inflated power, I would dismantle the entire company, and sell it to whoever that company likes the least.

This should honestly be a brand ending scenario in less than 5 seconds after the first ad. CEO should be in the bread line TODAY from getting hit with this.

ABSOLUTE zero tolerance. There are no valid arguments against this and I will die on this hill.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I’ll accept this when the car comes for free.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

We need to tally up all the accidents and pedestrian hit-and-runs that occur involving cars with this “feature.” It would likely be enough of an increase you could reasonably make a class action lawsuit. I have no sympathy whatsoever for a car manufacturer that can’t get it through their heads that distracted driving is a major cause of accidents, and could easily happen by their own features.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

That's the grim truth, isn't it

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

So... um... will the buyer get money from Dodge to drive this shit then?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

You mean the "oopsie poopsie it's just a glitch nothing to see here" thing that was happening to jeeps a little while ago?

Color me shocked

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I'd quit my job and start running the campaign for anyone who's willing to run on outlawing this shit. I'd work 75 hour weeks handing out fliers about distracted driving.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Stop buying new cars until they remove this bullshit. We can go 40 years with existing cars without buying a single new one.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The cost of used cars isn't much better assuming you don't want a piece of crap. After almost being killed by 2 used cars I'd prefer to not risk it anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Subaru has great safety ratings and the "used Subaru tax" (as in, a used Subaru tends to be more expensive) is because they are very good cars. They have some of the best safety ratings on the market.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you've bought any Stellantis Fiat Chrysler Dodge Jeep etc. product in the last 20 years then you deserve this. Absolute junk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

My 2006 dodge says I do not deserve this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I bought a Pacifica plug in hybrid because I wanted electric and needed a minivan for my 3 kids. Worst decision ever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, that's truly horrible, but at least it can distract you from the fact you are in a car like that for some reason. Unless it's an ad for the a newer model.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Before starting the engine please watch this 30 second unskippable ad

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Saying "before x" and giving the amount of time kinda implies unskippable.

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