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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If he is mostly German good chance that his Italian roots are from the Italian Alps where they speak German.

[โ€“] [email protected] 103 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There weren't enough hand emojis ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘Œ, mama Mia's, or references to spaghetti. No wonder he didn't fit in.

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Maybe if you're mostly German, you learn to avoid wild hand gestures from a young age. Just to be safe, you know?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Well they used to teach it in schools!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Marrone? Uffa, issat aposta be a Madone?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago (22 children)

This looks like a great way to troll communities. Might do this in the France sub

[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hon hon hon fellow baguette connoisseurs!

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Emily in Paris was my favourite show so it makes sense!

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Defarge: We are so poor! We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!

Peasant: She's right. She's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VnjqSZ7mBQ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's like every other person in New Jersey

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[โ€“] [email protected] 113 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"or should I say us ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น"

"Sopranos was my favorite show"

Oof. Imagine saying "roots was my favorite show so it makes sense my great great great grandparent was black"

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My sister got a DNA test done that shows we've got 96% Italian heritage and I've never seen Sopranos.

Guess I'm a poser

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[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I have Italian ancestry and I've always found these guys to be cringe, but I also get why they do it . Many people in the United States yearn for meaning and interpersonal connection in their lives. "Being an Italian" provides a prepackaged, very commercialized possibility of community with little effort required - you're just born to it, so instant acceptance, right?

The reality is often less Soprano's chic and more "nonno and nonnina were illiterate farmhands who moved to the US for a better life. Nonno died from mystery cancer and all of nonnina's bones dissolved after birthing her 15th child at 24. Now chew nonnina's birthday cake for her".

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (7 children)

In no particular order, I have French, German, Dutch, Scottish, Irish, and a teensy tiny bit of "my great great great great grandmother was native American and we actually have the proof but nobody could ever tell without a DNA test so it only gets brought up when talking about obscure family genetic lineage"

Maybe it's because my family is super midwest-usa-bible-belt, and I never even found out about most of it until a genetics test when I got married to my now wife (we wanted to know if kids would even be a medical possibility with our various issues), but I don't identify with any of the places my ancestors lived in, so there isn't a particular culture I'd like to be part of. And to be perfectly frank I'm not sure I want to be part of any culture, I just want to tend to my forest with fair ~~Goldberry~~ my wife.

You do make a good point though, if you're looking to be part of something or feel particularly drawn to a culture after being immersed in what you think it's really like, I could absolutely see this happening with 100% sincerity.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, fuck of danes. Didn't like you anyway ๐Ÿ˜†

/s

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

fuck of danes. Didnโ€™t like you anyway

You might be part Swedish then.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thor remember one time many warriors lit ship full of Danes on fire. Then it sink. Was a good day for Thor!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 234 points 2 months ago (4 children)

damn didn't realize yall would be so hostile

same feeling as: "wow very judgemental community here" lmao

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