Fishes be like "wait a minute, you ain't Kevin, he was wearing a blue blazer!"
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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... ok but why wouldn't they?
Did anyone live under the assumption they couldn't recognise distinct organisms?
I mean many people still believe goldfish only have a 6 second memory, even though that myth has been debunked for nearly 2 decades.
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"Ah. It's this guy again. I'm just gonna boop his lure real quick so he knows that I know that it's him."
-- Some shit ass Bass at the bottom of a lake (probably)
"creature with eyes can see, more at six"
Big deal, so can I.
I was already amazed at fishes wearing dresses, let aside them having different options of costumes.
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/s me pretending to only read the title and misconstruing that
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I could tell humans apart, if they let me use dresses!