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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

There's a mention of this in Alan Wake 2, with a character saying "it's not sad if it's intentional!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where the fuck else am I supposed to get drunk alone in my underwear?

Is there a Swedish word for that?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think we just call it jail.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Or a pretty fun party.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Can I still kalsarikannit if it's not my underwear?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Who's underwear are you getting drunk at home in?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

The required uniform for kalsarikannit is underwear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I personally also approve harem pants and onesies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

no, "kalsari" means boxers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's more that both languages are agglutanative, which means they can make new words by mashing together existing ones. A concept that would be two words in English, like "day drinking", would be one in an agglutanative language.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (4 children)

English has many words for snow too, you just don't think them as words for snow, such as snow, ice, slush, sleet, flake and hail off the top of my head.

English, especially british one, has at least as many words for drunk as in finnish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's a very popular (in the UK at least) comedian called Michael McIntyre who has a joke about how just about any word can become a euphemism for drunk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O597Bs6LZ7U

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Don't forget "powder" and, as my old neighbors in Boston used to say, "The fuck is this shit?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Fair point.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’ll start: drunk, pissed, hammered, plastered, sloshed, comatosed, wasted, tipsy, smashed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't "fooked", "fecked" colloquial variations by location on "fucked", or is there some fine difference. I am led to belive that Irish prefer "fecked".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Pretty much, but the comment I was replying to already contained most of the words I knew so just chipping in rat-arsed and fucked seemed a bit pointless.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This is not relevant, but I've been looking for a chair like this forever. Does anyone have any idea what it's called, or where I would find it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Something from Arne Jacobsen? Model is quite common in nordic swivel chairs from 70's

Wife says that IKEA had a cheap copy at some point, but I didn't find anything to link.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Search for "swivel lounge chair"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

It's called a Kalsarikannit chair

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Of course they do, they spend most days inside their homes on account of the frigid winters 🍺

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That dude unboxed those fans and set them up but didn’t even turn them on. What? Got to get that breeze!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Fan? That's a footrest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

ahh, the good ol' days

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Oddly specific...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Kalsarikännit: The Musical

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Only in the morning, afternoon is for sleeping it off before the bar

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