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[–] oleorun 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The HackRF has an app that let's you choose different UPC codes on the screen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta find a shitty enough checkout to do it though. At the store I go to, the self checkout freaks the fuck out and calls a worker over with video replay if you accidentally lean on the scale, which is at thigh height.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe staff humans if you don’t want people to scam the machines. If you’re eliminating jobs in favour of self checkouts, you deserve to be shoplifted from

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm all for machines taking my job, I don't want it anyways. But the revenue should go to us, instead of some asshole CEO.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] oleorun 4 points 2 weeks ago

This reminded me of my very first job in which I learned that knowledge of the undocumented PLU codes on the cash register could be more powerful than the management key. Similar concept ha ha

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

this is extremely common. The amount of people who would scan the wrong barcode (hidden in palm) or scan one item skip one item was insane when I worked there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Idaho continues to be an intellectual powerhouse, god love em

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Arrest him, why not make him CEO? Guys got big ideas. Cheating people out of money is Walmart bread and butter isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

He got too greedy. He could have bought a small table top gas grill for less than 100 and probably gotten away with it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

NO SOUP FOR YOU

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

literal crime ring

Now that's some hilarious and apropos journalism

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

a soup barcode just landed him in the can

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

do US stores not have the infuriating scales that weigh everything you scan? If you scan soup, and put down anything else itll scream “UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA” until a staff member clears it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Walmart has had this disabled for years in any walmart I've ever been in. Their first few generations of self check were super unreliable on it so it was easier for them to have it disabled and not annoy customers then to keep it enabled and hinder everyone just to save on some shoplifting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

There are two similarly priced grocery stores near me. One does this, the other does not. I avoid the one that does.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You can usually tell it that you want to skip bagging up to a certain number of items, at least at the stores near me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, the trick would be to have barcode(s) in a ring for inexpensive items that you know weigh the same as expensive items.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

In my area we did for like, three months, then they removed that because the machines would do it all the time to legitimate products.

I'm surprised they cared, it could be there was another reason they removed it. But I've had years without that feature at this point. NE united states.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They do, so I'm not sure how he got away with this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Walmart in my town does not have the scales.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well nobody is putting a grill onto the scales to measure it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because the employees just clear it because the scales are so broken

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also because they expect you to load a whole cart full of groceries onto an 8"x8" bagging area.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm doing this now.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hello?

Hey what’s up?

I need your help can you come here?

I can’t I’m buying clothes.

Alright well hurry up and come over here.

I can’t find ‘em.

What do you mean you can’t find them?

I can’t find them there’s only soup.

What do you mean there’s only soup?

It means there’s only soup!

WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE

ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME

step step step step step step step step step

There’s more soup!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP

THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP

GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE

THERE’S STILL SOUP

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW

I’M AT SOUP

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP

I MEAN I’M AT SOUP

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN

I’M AT THE SOUP STORE

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

FUCK YOU

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

From that transcript, I guess I figured the call must have originally issued forth from meth-rotted teeth and a scraggly beard on a tweeker... nope its some weeb shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Anime is just meth for those that never learned the social skills to find a drug dealer.