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Hello?
Hey what’s up?
I need your help can you come here?
I can’t I’m buying clothes.
Alright well hurry up and come over here.
I can’t find ‘em.
What do you mean you can’t find them?
I can’t find them there’s only soup.
What do you mean there’s only soup?
It means there’s only soup!
WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE
ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME
step step step step step step step step step
There’s more soup!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP
THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP
GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
THERE’S STILL SOUP
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M AT SOUP
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP
I MEAN I’M AT SOUP
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
I’M AT THE SOUP STORE
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE
FUCK YOU
One of my favorite copypastas
From that transcript, I guess I figured the call must have originally issued forth from meth-rotted teeth and a scraggly beard on a tweeker... nope its some weeb shit.
Anime is just meth for those that never learned the social skills to find a drug dealer.