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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The Seattle dog doesn’t have jalapeños, cabbage, or siracha, and instead has grilled onions. It’s delicious.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

CHORIPAN IS NOT A HOTDOG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The Colombian one is pretty accurate, but it should probably have bacon on it, too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Stuff it with some jack cheese, and The Amsterdam is literally Cheesy Blasters (from 30 Rock)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Once again the Philippines doesn’t know how to food

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I dunno man, lived in Chicago for a couple of years, never saw green relish. Also, it's a beef dog, no hog.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

the norwegian one looks like a cruel joke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck are all these abominations?!?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The pinnacle of the culinary arts is what they are.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Mostly delicious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Don’t forget the Baltimore dog, Esskay hotdog in a bun with mustard, ketchup and chopped onions, then tell everyone how much better they are in New York.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Venezuelan , the PERRO CALIENTE one is missing:

The Chilean one, the "completo" is literally missing mayonnaise:

The Japanese one: if you have a hot dog without the bun, is it even a hot dog?

The Peruvian one: It's called SALCHIPAPAS

Argentine one, is called CHORIPAN, and it's awesome

Norway one: basically lost the will to live

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Choripan! que carajo es un perro caliente?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's the ~curry~ worst

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (5 children)

A hotdog by definition always contains a boiled sausage stuffed inside a bun or something similar. A currywurst isn't a hotdog. It comes with fries and no bun Also that Germany variant in the pic isn't one. It's just the plain old delicious Bratwurst and Sauerkraut.

The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The NJ ripped (deep fried) ones are missing. Also the Carolina is misplaced. The slaw dog originated in WV.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Would it be possible to have this poster printed? i'd like to hang this in my kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I want both. Where is the crossover?
Hmm... I'm sure we could make a vegetarian version with bean based dogs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

gruyère is swiss not french btw

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, and it's missing the glorious Swiss hot dog

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maine has red hotdogs, we call them red snappers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I call 'em dog dicks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who the hell is serving the Georgia one? Never heard of it, never seen it sold at a cart, never seen it at a fair. I’m calling bs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Apparently from a pharmacy in Columbus, Georgia. The "scrambled dog".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Thanks! These clickbaits will claim any gas station monstrosity as a local delicacy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We sure it doesn't mean Georgia the country?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought oyster crackers were an American thing

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's Icelands national dish and not on here wtf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The Danish stole them from us and added pickles.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a German: nobody I know would call that a hotdog. If we talk about hotdog it is the one pictured for Denmark

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The bagel dog sounds amazing, but I also do love everything bagels

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Sweden: These are called Tunnbrödrulle (flat bread roll)

Chile: These are called Completos (complete ones, the whole package basically. A hot dog with everything on it). They are also commonly served with Chilean-style mustard and Ají, a spicy sauce.

If I had to choose between them, I'd go for a Completo. Those things will be the death of me, but I will in the very least die happy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

All the ways to get your daily sodium nitrates. My only complaint is why isn't there a glazed hot dog?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Many of those sound gross, but Baltimore....what the fuck man....soggy ass bread? I don't even have to ask if you're good because you are so apparently not ok.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Japan didn't understand the assignment.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

The Amsterdam dog really isn't anything dutch or traditional. It's just cheap pre baked nasty stuff that only tourists eat because they're not returning customers and thus won't complain about shitty food

We honestly don't really have our own hotdog style. A specific raw beef with pickles on a white bread roll tho (broodje ossenworst met kesbeke), that's the good stuff

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

A candidate for genuinely Dutch hot dog-like food are maybe broodjes rookworst:

rookworst

Or maybe even worstenbroodjes, now that I think of it...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

What do they sell during Honkbal Hoofdklasse?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It looks like it was specifically designed to be sold to traveling Americans. My brother would probably get two before trying one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'll take a Michigan, hold the mustard. Absolutely love chili dogs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Nice glizzy guide!

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