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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

"There is nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

Not unique because EU also classifies tomatoes as vegetables.

Is the tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
The classification of fruit and vegetables can be based
on various approaches β€” botanical, agronomical,
culinary β€” thus resulting in different definitions. For
example, the tomato is botanically a fruit, but it is
commonly considered a vegetable from both the
agronomical and the culinary points of view.
The facts and figures presented in this briefing follow
Eurostat's definitions based on the farm management
and agronomical practices, according to which the
term 'fresh vegetable' refers to annual (or, rarely,
biennial) horticultural crops, and the term 'fruit' refers
to perennial crops.
Following this approach, tomatoes are included in the
main statistical aggregate of vegetables, as well as
melons, water melons and strawberries, which are
commonly considered and consumed as fruit.

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/BRIE/2019/635563/EPRS_BRI(2019)635563_EN.pdf

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

wow whoever made this post is SO smart

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And we laughed when some pope declared the capybara is a fish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Capybara are fish, so are bees, because fish don't actually exist.

The levels of validity may vary, but everything I said there is true in one form or another.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

That only creates more questions πŸ˜…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Ketchup lobby in full swing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Vibe judging.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Strange times for Berry Club

From Mr. Lovenstein whose website unfortunately doesn't seem to work, except to redirect you to Meta-owned socials. Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Yeah man, they're completely nuts!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This is dumb, botanically tomatoes are a fruit doesn't preclude them being vegetables because vegetable isn't a botanical term at all. Tomatoes are fairly sweet but they have more culinarily in common with vegetables. Nutritionally I'm not positive but it's a separate issue.

Regardless the supreme court decision was regarding tariffs/imports/customs which makes sense to classify it simply by the way in which people consume it. People eat tomatoes as a vegetable, just like we eat zucchini and cucumber as vegetables despite them all also being fruit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it's so giving ketchup to school kids constitutes a serving of vegetables.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

No that was 90 years later as school budgets were cut further and further until they were using things like pickle relish as a required vegetable. Our public school system is an embarrassment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Obviously fruit/vegetable should be broken down into whether or not you can just make a sauce with it.

Tomatoes: easily broken0 down into a sauce Apples: guess what? saucable

Zucchini: not easily sauced. Cucumber: don't even think about it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Now I really want to try making a zucchini-cucumbersauce

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Hilarious but we're gonna end up with a few weird things like jackfruit and bananas becoming vegetables. I'd also add that apples are only sauceable through maceration which really puts them into the same camp as squash like zucchini, and any root really like carrots or celeriac.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Pizza is a salad according to your legal system

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

That's a wrap.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

So tomatoes are trans?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't see how the supreme court could do this!

Clearly brown cows produce chocolate milk, so why don't plants that GROW UPWARDS!!! Count as trees?!?!?!?

The american logic clearly follows a mysterious trend of some sorts...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The Supreme Court was fully aware of the technical term:

Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans, and peas. But in the common language of the people, whether sellers or consumers of provisions, all these are vegetables which are grown in kitchen gardens, and which, whether eaten cooked or raw, are, like potatoes, carrots, parsnips, turnips, beets, cauliflower, cabbage, celery, and lettuce, usually served at dinner in, with, or after the soup, fish, or meats which constitute the principal part of the repast, and not, like fruits generally, as dessert.

The attempt to class tomatoes as fruit is not unlike a recent attempt to class beans as seeds, of which Mr. Justice Bradley, speaking for this Court, said:

"We do not see why they should be classified as seeds any more than walnuts should be so classified. Both are seeds, in the language of botany or natural history, but not in commerce nor in common parlance. On the other hand, in speaking generally of provisions, beans may well be included under the term 'vegetables.' As an article of food on our tables, whether baked or boiled, or forming the basis of soup, they are used as a vegetable, as well when ripe as when green. This is the principal use to which they are put. Beyond the common knowledge which we have on this subject, very little evidence is necessary or can be produced."

Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893)

So this is how the Supreme Court could do this: they were fully aware but reasonably decided tariff laws should be based on ordinary meaning.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

It. GROWS. UPWARDS. IT GROWS UP!!! UP!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

All fruits are vegetables, but not a vegetables are fruit.

Vegetable = any edible plant part.

Fruit = Ovary of a flowering plant that carries the seeds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I remember watching a YT video once about a legislative move of a US county to declare the number Pi to be exactly 3.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

*State. It was Indiana.
* 3.2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFNjA9LOPsg – How Pi was nearly changed to 3.2 - Numberphile

[–] [email protected] -5 points 15 hours ago

Americans don't eat vegetables

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