Listen, you got scales, you got fore- uh four? for? LOOK, You got enough legs to be an alligator.. i don't think YOU can just dodge that. I won't let it happen.
Kirsche_z
ThotDragon is banned from Gay Cat Linux.
Alligators are dangerous towards cats.. 😿
I don't see how the supreme court could do this!
Clearly brown cows produce chocolate milk, so why don't plants that GROW UPWARDS!!! Count as trees?!?!?!?
The american logic clearly follows a mysterious trend of some sorts...
ORDER.
If this post reaches 196 likes OP has to post a vid cosplaying a lobotomized minion. I won't accept no for an answer!!!
If i could, i'd burn a whole forest just to write a manifesto about climate change.
WARNING: abnormal freak detected. 🫵😸 (point and laugh at this niche gamer!!)
How are you smorty? :)
I've lurked lemmy for a while before making this account, you seem like a very sweet person! Hope all is well <3
No, she lost her arm to a bear trap actually! I love alcohol!!!
How can we prosper as a species if we don't share our creative secrets?
No it would have to be a grenade with silver pellets, silver has to penetrate the heart like a stake does, i'm not a nerd i just want to be lore accurate.. and grenades are fun anyways... 🚨🎊
Don't smoke cigs anymore, but i condone the message above.
Please quit before it becomes too late, all it takes is two months being clean to get the bad withdrawal sideaffects away.
Don't let that shit get a hold of you like you would with weed, smoking weed is fine. Just don't smoke this colonizer shit like i did, it turns you stupid when you smoke it, seriously, not like weed stupid either.. i'm talking critically stunted in logic stupid.
You want to "smoke safe?" Here's the trick, you can't with tobacco. So don't do it unless you plan on living short.