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Other examples of pussy blends include Thatchussy (Margaret Thatcher + pussy), clussy (clown + pussy), grussy (Grinch + pussy),  nussy (nose + pussy), and birdussy (bird + pussy, referring to a bird's cloaca).

Must have been a slow day for someone

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I actually prefer Tchaikussy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

"your honor i did not fuck that pizzussy"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

no need to thank me, im making the fediverse better one post at a time 🫡

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I could feel my brain cells dying painfully as I read this, and I hope the ones who killed themselves did so only after recording the memory of seeing this page so that through their death the rest of my brain will be spared remembering the content of this most valueless of articles.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, only -ussy I'm interested in is Debussy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Always finish on de Bach, and never on Debussy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKO-ebWS4Ko

Also

The suffix was named the word of the year for 2022 by the American Dialect Society, with its president Ben Zimmer stating the selection "highlights how creativity in new word formation has been embraced online in venues like TikTok."[11]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Even over that sweet thatchussy? 🥺

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

NGL, that thrussy pic in the article got me sprung /s

Also, can we get a dick equivalent of this going? Something looks vaguely phallic and we call it a -ock. Look at that Washington monumock, or look, that orange thing on the road is a big ass traffic conock

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Washington monumock

Beautiful

I think -ock already exists too, at least with "gock" which is the trans equivalent of bussy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I was unaware of gock!

And thank you. I'm quite proud of the monumock

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Absolutely cursed, all of this.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I was laughing pretty good at that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Gruntussy. Gruntilda + pussy

But wait hear me out, if you are bad at the game she wins and turns into this:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Pink and stuffed with meat, its close enough. this whole article is a masterpiece

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

This one is likely the worst example of brain rot. It’s so rarely interesting or thought provoking, it’s just boring. It could have been used as a vehicle for horrifically crass assholery, puns, or subversion, but somehow those ideas never manifested in the sweaty, illiterate discord servers where it was popularized. It’s the modern equivalent to “in bed” but subtracts that garbage joke’s infinitesimal contextual requirement in favor of maximizing bland ubiquity. That said, bussy can stay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Man, get a load of this poindextussy

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm partial to clussy. The word.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

maybe but i just think it's funny that there's a whole wikipedia article written by a person for no reason, and that the words "duneussy" and "thatchussy" have been written by real humans, dedicating hours of their life writing this masterpiece lmao

thank you for being merciful with the word bussy too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

My rant wasn’t directed at you, delightful data distributor, just at the modern horrors. It certainly seems like a topic better explained by knowyourmeme or urbandictionary. The article is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That bucket was a Shai-Hulussy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Great now I’m horny AND hungry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

no need to thank me, i am also thirsty for marget thatcher

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

That thatchussy nussy has me tweaking