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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

it's a conceal carry, i do nothing with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fascist proceeds to press the trigger 3 times and get dissapointed they could not shoot the liberal as well. Another anarchist arrives then punches the fascist and takes his gun. The liberal concludes the anarchist to be the real fascist.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

They're a liberal. They give the gun but sell the bullets.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago

Hide the gun, stand back, and wait. Then beat whoever's still breathing once the others are done killing each other. Now they're alone and still have 2 bullets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So basically there are 2 fascists in the room.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Scratch a liberal...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

But the rules say that I have to! And dont I want to show how much better than them I am at following the rules?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

How is that supposed to be a riddle?

The only actual threat in the room is the fascist. Anarchists aren't actually dangerous, they're just annoying, they never actually do anything they just talk a lot.

The Marxist won't kill you either. They'll just argue with you.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago

There are violent and nonviolent ideologues on all sides of the political spectrum. There have been violent Marxists, fascists, anarchists, liberals, vegans. Just the same, there have been nonviolent members of all of these ideologies. I wouldn't consider some tankie or neofash teen making hexbear or /pol/ posts in their bedroom to be violent.

I would say that the fascist and the Marxist are equally threatening to my safety, all else equal.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

No it's to show the idiocy of liberals in siding with fascists time and time again.

The only thing missing is that after the fash shot the two leftists, that they would bash the libs head in with the handle.

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