Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Blowing up a shark

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Korok abuse

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Do porn games on an old android count?

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Rocking and stoning

Racing through heavy traffic like an utter sociopath with not only a death wish for myself but also for everybody else on the road.

Which you know, sigh is how people with cool cars tend to drive in real life and I always see them fly by on the highway and am like “Why the hell aren’t you doing this in a video game??”. When you hit a car in a video game at 80mph no one dies, turns out that doing this in real life tends to actually kill people though weirdly.

Just the loudness alone of cool cars all souped up with custom painfully loud exhaust is absolutely insufferable from a noise pollution standpoint. What assholes lol.

I get why people find it fun though….. which is why I have a blast doing it in a video game.

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...

Fuck I love Minecraft!

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

Theft of hats and sunglasses from many denizens on the beach, in the forest and on the mountain.